Spam
Over the past 3 weeks I was literally inundated spam Learn and ICQ. Every day comes for 5-10 English comments with advertisements (often anonymous, so do not ban) and 5-10 contacts in ICQ (like, "I need a guy for sex"). Remove all the complicated and long, but All it really zadolbalo!
Ineteresno, lately so I just get spammed? or even the victims are? And what to do?
Monday, January 24, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Thank You Messages For Congratulations
"Classified AW records." Alexander Shumsky
From the collection "coffee book" (Compiled Max Frye )
In fact, it's not - the board, on which to write with markers or crayons or sculpt the note magnet. Long overdue buy, but somehow it did not meet. But if it were, it would look something like this.
TIME: around the clock.
ACTORS: The board with the chalk and magnets all residents of the apartment.
«I'm late today, buy a Coke, I fed the cats, kiss, tiger."
«sharpened enough! (Cat's paw prints of three.) By the way, we slysheli geek rock - bigimotapatamy. They are fed vosim races a day. Praverti our radaslovnye! »
« Figo you. Incidentally, those who are spying on the monitor disappears appetite, and even their Lupit ass boss. Pp.. " (Painted face is brutal.)
«I just ran away. Coffee.
«...!» (Illegible, strikethrough.)
«Have you seen my manicure set? Yes, and the glasses I left somewhere. Buy me, please, saline, my ends! »
« All in the chest, saline buy. Zaberesh me tomorrow out of town? Called Anya, she said, will be tomorrow night. "
«called Anya, tomorrow it will not. Of course take away. Tiger. "
«What a bastard nablevala me at work table? Nobody gets into the evening. "
«Patamushta that your new food - rubbish. And skazhyte pradavtsam. Ischo Minh tashnilo under batareyey and under the sofa. Lambda.
«My God, poor kitty. I'll buy it canned in the evening, a hare,'ll pick tomorrow Petrogradka for normal "iglpakom, and we with her kidney troubles are not Ober, Love, Tiger. "
«We are already two chisa chityre day Nichev not eat!»
«I left three spoons. Cigarettes are asked to send their two pieces in a bundle, tobacco I can not connect. Coffee.
«Go shopping, bill is paid at the same time, do not be sad, if you come early. Anka something will come today? Pp.. "
«called Anya, will call tomorrow. Buy a dinner, okay? »
« Tiger, red, striped, on a string Osato! »
« Sam you sausage on a string wasp, behold! I Anka coming, but too late. Well, that bridges not yet bred. Tiger Leaping on the tail. "
«Devachka my I tibya hachu.
«Who wrote it? Pp.. "
«Hmmm. I thought you were. Tiger chuckling. "
«I've ever FIG throw all these cats! Pp.. "
«We have Hatim!" (Three cats paw print.)
«...!» (Illegible, strikethrough, painted face is brutal.)
«I did command of foreign affairs on the stove did not write under the threat of being shot every friend with the deprivation of rights! © Tiger giggling and jumping on the tail. "
Morning coffee with three cats
Exit the kitchen, tripped on the cat. Nashar jar of coffee, found in her two and a half tablespoons. Chertyhnutsya, go to the kitchen, tripping of cats. Get into the pantry in search of coffee, fumbled a jar of peach compote, bring her into the kitchen, open, deaf from the heart-rending myava: from the viewpoint cats, canned food are just the meat or fish. Feed the cats. Gobble a peach from the banks, remember the coffee. Once again go to the pantry. For a long time to dig, to find five different batches, beans, Turkish, with macadamia and vanilla, with chocolate. Select. Back to the kitchen, take out the cat out of the jar of peaches and cook yourself at last anything.
From the collection "coffee book" (Compiled Max Frye )
In fact, it's not - the board, on which to write with markers or crayons or sculpt the note magnet. Long overdue buy, but somehow it did not meet. But if it were, it would look something like this.
TIME: around the clock.
ACTORS: The board with the chalk and magnets all residents of the apartment.
«I'm late today, buy a Coke, I fed the cats, kiss, tiger."
«sharpened enough! (Cat's paw prints of three.) By the way, we slysheli geek rock - bigimotapatamy. They are fed vosim races a day. Praverti our radaslovnye! »
« Figo you. Incidentally, those who are spying on the monitor disappears appetite, and even their Lupit ass boss. Pp.. " (Painted face is brutal.)
«I just ran away. Coffee.
«...!» (Illegible, strikethrough.)
«Have you seen my manicure set? Yes, and the glasses I left somewhere. Buy me, please, saline, my ends! »
« All in the chest, saline buy. Zaberesh me tomorrow out of town? Called Anya, she said, will be tomorrow night. "
«called Anya, tomorrow it will not. Of course take away. Tiger. "
«What a bastard nablevala me at work table? Nobody gets into the evening. "
«Patamushta that your new food - rubbish. And skazhyte pradavtsam. Ischo Minh tashnilo under batareyey and under the sofa. Lambda.
«My God, poor kitty. I'll buy it canned in the evening, a hare,'ll pick tomorrow Petrogradka for normal "iglpakom, and we with her kidney troubles are not Ober, Love, Tiger. "
«We are already two chisa chityre day Nichev not eat!»
«I left three spoons. Cigarettes are asked to send their two pieces in a bundle, tobacco I can not connect. Coffee.
«Go shopping, bill is paid at the same time, do not be sad, if you come early. Anka something will come today? Pp.. "
«called Anya, will call tomorrow. Buy a dinner, okay? »
« Tiger, red, striped, on a string Osato! »
« Sam you sausage on a string wasp, behold! I Anka coming, but too late. Well, that bridges not yet bred. Tiger Leaping on the tail. "
«Devachka my I tibya hachu.
«Who wrote it? Pp.. "
«Hmmm. I thought you were. Tiger chuckling. "
«I've ever FIG throw all these cats! Pp.. "
«We have Hatim!" (Three cats paw print.)
«...!» (Illegible, strikethrough, painted face is brutal.)
«I did command of foreign affairs on the stove did not write under the threat of being shot every friend with the deprivation of rights! © Tiger giggling and jumping on the tail. "
Morning coffee with three cats
Exit the kitchen, tripped on the cat. Nashar jar of coffee, found in her two and a half tablespoons. Chertyhnutsya, go to the kitchen, tripping of cats. Get into the pantry in search of coffee, fumbled a jar of peach compote, bring her into the kitchen, open, deaf from the heart-rending myava: from the viewpoint cats, canned food are just the meat or fish. Feed the cats. Gobble a peach from the banks, remember the coffee. Once again go to the pantry. For a long time to dig, to find five different batches, beans, Turkish, with macadamia and vanilla, with chocolate. Select. Back to the kitchen, take out the cat out of the jar of peaches and cook yourself at last anything.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Finger Bitten By Cat Swollen
Ivan Mavrovis
Ivan Mavrovic creates unique works of art in the style of steampunk .
Keyboard
Mice
Mobiles
Hours
oil burner
Jewelry
Miscellaneous
... cigarette case? powder-box? mirror ...?
Lamp
***
NEW: Multi- compact device, which is a crazy hybrid of pens, forks, spoons, knife, flashlight, flash, clock, screwdrivers, pipes, lighters, toothbrush, razor, and even "nogtegryzki!
Keyboard
Mice
Mobiles
Hours
oil burner
Jewelry
Miscellaneous
... cigarette case? powder-box? mirror ...?
Lamp
***
NEW: Multi- compact device, which is a crazy hybrid of pens, forks, spoons, knife, flashlight, flash, clock, screwdrivers, pipes, lighters, toothbrush, razor, and even "nogtegryzki!
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